Saturday, May 8, 2010
Trouble At The WWE, A Big Beaver Dam & Larry King
The phone calls began April 24th and continued through April 27th. Peygumbari was charged with four counts of fourth-degree threatening, one count of harassment and two counts second-degree threatening. In the phone calls, he said he would visit the building with a machete and a machine gun. He also threatened to blow the building up. What somebody should tell this guy is if he really wanted to get Vince McMahon's attention, he should have threatened to come over and whack somebody with a folding chair. 
Somebody should also tell him that professional wrestling is not real.Canadian ecologist (every time I hear the word "ecologist", I start to get a little nervous) Jean Thie claims to have discovered the world's largest beaver dam on a remote lake in northern Alberta. He estimates that the beavers have been building it since the late 70's. It is so big, it shows up on satellite photos. Apparently, it's the biggest dam thing in Alberta.
The really great news is that this will soon become even bigger and better now that President OH-bama has given the beavers $5 billion in stimulus money.Finally, Larry King has announced that he's putting his divorce plans on hold in hopes of a reconciliation with his wife Shawn. In fact, just a few nights ago, Shawn met Larry at the door in a slinky night gown.
Unfortunately, she was coming home at the time.I made that last part up.
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