Friday, April 9, 2010

 

Strippers, Stolen Vacuum Cleaners & (as promised) The World's Happiest Mug Shot

One week from tonight, it's the big show at Riverboat On The Potomac in Colonial Beach. I'm bringing my live comedy show to The Riverboat, all to benefit the King George Relay For Life. This is the comedy-magic show I've been performing around the country at comedy clubs and casinos for more than 40 years. This "adults only" show features comedy, comedy-magic, feats of E.S.P. & audience participation. You'll laugh your butt off and I the same time find yourself saying, "Hey...............how did he do that?"

The ticket price includes the show, dinner, dancing to a deejay after the show, plus a live and silent auction, not to mention the fabulous atmosphere of The Riverboat On The Potomac. Tickets are going fast. To get yours, go to http://www.kinggeorgecomedygala.org/ or call 540 379-5174.


Nicole Hughes is a stripper (I'm sorry - exotic dancer) at The Penthouse Executive Club in New York. She is suing her employer for using her photo on a billboard to advertise their other club called Scores, without her authorization. The billboard shows Hughes, along with two other women in lingerie with the slogan, "The Fun Is Back!"

That's Hughes in the middle.

Hughes says she felt "shocked and betrayed" when she saw the billboard one day while riding in a cab. She says the billboard has tainted her "integrity as an adult entertainer." She added that she is in the process of hiring a attorney to represent her. That might be the hardest part of this case.....finding an lawyer who can say "tainted her integrity as an adult entertainer" with a straight face.

Here's a odd story out of Framington, New York: Richard Dekenipp, a 42 year old is in legal trouble after stealing a vacuum cleaner from a department store, while his children were with him. He stole the vacuum and then, according to the police report, struck a security guard in the parking lot with his car, while his children were in the car. The guard wrote down his license plate and Dekenipp was later arrested at his home.

It's nice to read a story like this about a dad who's taking time to do things with his kids, isn't it?

Finally, as I promised on the air this morning: Tasha Lee Cantrell, a 19 year old, was a passenger in a car when the vehicle's driver was pulled over and arrested for DUI. Since the car was impounded, Cantrell had no way home. She asked Deputy Mitchell Landis if he would drive her home and he agreed. During the ride, Deputy Landis heard Cantrell open a can of some sort in the back seat. Landis stopped the car, and upon investigation, found that Landis was drinking a malt liquor called Steel Reserve, known for it's high alcohol content. Instead of being driven home, Cantrell was arrested for underage drinking and rerouted to the sheriff's office, where she was booked on the misdemeanor charge.

I guess her thinking here was who better to have as a designated driver than a cop.

...and here she is...........Is this the world's happiest mug shot, OR WHAT??!








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