The President and Vice President's income tax forms were released late last week. The OH-bama's made $5.5 million last year. They paid $1.8 million in federal taxes and gave $329,000.oo to charity (It's nice to hear he's spreading the wealth around. I know he's big on that).

Comedian Joe Biden and his wife had an adjusted gross income of about $333,000.00 and gave $4,820.00 to charity. Biden's salary was listed as $208,000.00 a year.

Speaking of the powers that be, President OH-bama visited Cape Canaveral last week to discuss his plans for NASA. He's canceling President Bush's plans to return to the moon, saying we've already been there (the old, "been there - done that" thing). Instead, he says he wants astronauts to be able to safely go to an asteroid and learn about deflecting them. Then he wants to go to Mars using a propulsion technology that doesn't exist yet. The price tag for these programs: $6 billion. Actually, it's $6 billion dollars.........plus an additional $45.00............if the astronauts have a carry-on.

Finally, I could talk about the Larry King thing forever. There is so much comedic material here, and most of it writes itself.

This TV fossil is getting divorced for the 8th time. He's getting divorced for the 8th time, but has only had 7 wives. How can that be? He re-married one of his former wives, then divorced her her again. He probably forgot he'd already been married to her. The latest development in this fandango: According to TMZ.com, King was having an affair with his wife's sister. This relic is so old, he probably didn't know it was his wife's sister. He probably thought she was his wife. The sister has come out to deny these rumors. She says the affair story is "ludicrous", and added, "Larry has been like a father to me."

He's like a father to all of us................Father time.

TMZ.com is also reporting that King and his estranges wife got together over the weekend to watch their son play baseball. The two were seen giving each other a hug, and he was overheard saying, "I remember that smell." (referring to her perfume)

Then, all of a sudden, he starting spazzing out and yelling things like: "BOISE, IDAHO, YOU'RE ON THE AIR!!!! WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION????!"

Alright, I made that last part up.

posted by Denny  # 6:43 PM