...and of course, it was Peter Graves, who gave us that great line:
Finally, I love this story out of Ames, Iowa. Police there arrested a man for breaking into The First Christian Church and apparently spending the night in the basement. Some staff members called police when they came in the following morning to find this guy trying to haul away a garbage can full of food, utensils, clothes, electronics, and a 26-inch flat-screen TV, all church property. But here's the best part: they don't go into detail, but there was also evidence that the man used the church's video equipment to watch porn movies he had on him.
In my opinion, this is how you could tell for sure that the burglar was a man. He didn't have food, utensils, clothing or shelter, BUT he DID have a porn collection.
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