If you think about it though, doesn't this all make perfect sense? We have a Department of Education, but nobody gets educated anymore. We have a Department of Labor, but nobody has a job anymore. So...........hey.......why not launch a Global Warming Department during a blizzard?

Another Valentine's Day Prize Pack going out tomorrow morning. This is your chance to win a pair of tickets to see Martina McBride & Trace Adkins next month in Richmond, plus a dozen long-stemmed red roses from Bloomers Florist, plus a $25.00 gift card from Grapes Of Taste Wine Shop. Be listening for your chance to call in and win in the 6 o'clock hour.

Sheila Quinn mentioned this story this morning: Two James Madison University students in Harrisonburg were arrested and charged with Felony Snowball Throwing (is there really such a law?). First, they threw snowballs at a city snowplow.

OH, MY GOODNESS!!! ARE THESE GUYS CRAZY?????? DON'T THEY REALIZE HOW MUCH DAMAGE A SNOWBALL CAN DO TO A SNOWPLOW???

It's gets better. The driver of the snowplow called the Harrisonburg police. When they showed up in an unmarked car, these two dopes threw snowballs at them.

This whole thing is actually more serious than you might think. They could wind up having to each pay a $2,500.00 fine and they could each go to jail for up to five years (seriously). So, the lesson here: Don't throw snowballs...........especially at police cars.

Finally, http://www.tmz.com/ is reporting about a modern-day Robin Hood in Finland, who robbed a bank of $6,800.00, using a bow & arrow. Who robs a bank with a bow & arrow?

Here's the best part of the story. The police don't have a clue to the thief's identity........not even a gender. Witnesses say the robber was dressed like a woman and had breasts, but talked and sounded like a man. So, the police just aren't sure if the culprit is male or female.

Sounds to me like it could be Lady Gaga.

posted by Denny  # 5:55 PM