Tomorrow morning, we'll be looking for a singer/musician, who moved to Nashville at the age of 19 and worked as a computer programmer while pursuing a music career. I'll have a couple more clues for you in the morning.

We haven't had any dumb criminals in awhile, so let's do two back-to-back.

Julie Laack of Sheboygan, Wisonsin was caught shoplifting on surveillance video at a local convenience store. Police tracked her down and went to her house to arrest her, at which time, Laack stripped ALL of her clothes off, explaining to the police that they can't arrest her because she's naked. The police blew that theory right out of the water. They arrested her. She was charged with three counts of retail theft. As part of a plea bargain, she pleaded no contest and was sentenced to six months in jail............where I'm sure she find a more appreciative audience for her stripping skills.

In Panama City, Florida, someone called the police and reported seeing a man walking out of their neighbors house. Their neighbors were away. Police arrived and arrested Danny Zane Tatum after they searched his truck and found stolen property, a pry bar, a black bag containing a variety of screwdrivers, a hacksaw, a pair of binoculars, a variety of knives and black gloves and a mask. Here's his alibi...........it's a beaut. He told police that the reason he had all that stuff, is because he was "like Batman" (yes, that's a quote), and was a crime-fighting vigilante on the side.

Yeah, he's a crime-fighting vigilante on the side, but his main job..............BURGLARY!!

posted by Denny  # 6:17 PM