Tuesday, January 5, 2010

 

No Speeding, No Heat & NO CHICKEN MCNUGGETS

One thing I've noticed since moving down here two years ago, is that the police have zero tolerance for going over the speed limit. I was pulled over again this morning on my way in to the studio, on Church Station Road. Again, the officer could not have been nicer. Deputy Medina of the Spotsylvania Sheriff's Department was courteous and professional and informed me that I was going a little over the speed limit. A lot of people get mad at the police when they're given a ticket (which I was), but let's be honest, if you weren't doing anything wrong, you wouldn't have been pulled over in the first place. These guys are just doing what YOU pay them to do. If you want to get mad at somebody, get mad at yourself.

President OH-bama has announced that he plans to question and challenge his security team about the state of our national security, after the attempted terrorist attack on Christmas Day. My guess is the next time OH-bama goes to buy something, he's also going to be a dollar short too. At any rate, in depth questions will be asked this week by President OH-bama, comedian Joe Biden..........and The Salahis.

As only Murphy's law would have it, our home heating unit went out on us on Sunday. I immediately get nervous when this sort of thing happens for two reasons. One, you know that to get it repaired is going to cost $356,573,473,890.00, and two, when the plumbing/heating guy comes over, Rae and I are going to have to be subjected to the infamous "plumber's crack". But I did luck out. It turns out that the whole problem was caused by a piece of ice that had formed in one of the hoses. $130.00, and I never saw his crack. That's worth $130.00 right there.

Finally, we go to Toledo, Ohio. Melodi Dushane was arrested out there when she became upset because she was told, at a McDonalds drive-thru, that they do not serve Chicken McNuggets at 6:20 A.M. She leaped out of her car and punched the female clerk in the mouth. When the female manager came over to calm the whole thing down, Dushane punched her in the mouth! Police were called and she was arrested on a charge of felony vandalism. She pleaded not guilty at her arraignment and was ordered by the judge to have no contact with McDonals restaurants until her court date on January 28th.

I think somebody needs a Happy Meal.

It sounds like this chick is missing a few McNuggets in her head.

............and guys, here's the really good news......................SHE'S SINGLE!!!!!










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