HOW DEPRESSING IS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The 12-day Copenhagen Climate Conference is in full swing. This immense waste of time, money and effort is expected to draw 15,000 delegates from around the world, plus 5,000 journalists, 98 world leaders and of course, a huge number of Hollywood stars, who can't get enough of this whole global warming madness.

Here's a few stats most in the mainstream media will probably NOT pass along to you. It is estimated that during the 12 days, this Fandango will generate over 41,000 TONS of CO2. That's as much as the entire nation of Morocco generated in the year 2006. It's a shame they have to do so much damage to the environment travelling like that.

If only there was some sort of...........I don't know..............electronic device or something.......that would enable people to talk to each other over great distances.

Then again, there's probably no better way to illustrate the need to reduce CO2 to stop the dreaded global warming than by taking a private jet to Scandinavia in December. What a bunch of fake, phony frauds.

Hey, look, I don't know if global warming is actually taking place, but neither do you. For every scientist who pops up to say it's true, another one will pop up to say it's NOT true. But let's give these bleeding heart wackos the benefit of the doubt. Let's say the earth really is getting warmer. I say we didn't do it. We humans had NOTHING to do with with. I believe that IF (and it's a big IF) it really is taking place, it's a natural cycle of the earth that will work itself out. Just like we didn't cause it, we can't stop it. This environmentalist/global warming insanity is a bunch of propaganda being circulated for the purpose of scaring you, and ultimately controlling you and how you live.

Comedian George Carlin put it best. The earth has been around for millions and millions of years, and has been through and survived some of the most horrendous natural catastrophes imaginable including floods, hurricanes, tornados, typhoons, volcanoes, heat waves, frigid temperatures, glaciers, meteors, comets, droughts, earthquakes, the list goes on and on, and humans had absolutely nothing to do with causing any of them. And guess what. The earth survived and in fact, thrived during some periods following these natural disasters. The earth will continue to survive for a long, long time......long after all of us are gone, and what kind of light bulb we use will have NOTHING to do with it.

To sum it all up: The earth isn't going anywhere. We are.

Elsewhere, Tiger Woods continues to take a hit on some of his marketing endorsements.

Marketers have removed all ads featuring Woods from prime time on all major broadcast networks and 19 cable channels until further notice. In addition, Gatorade has dropped him as a spokesperson. They will also be dropping his signature drink, Tiger Focus. Worst of all, Playgirl Magazine claims they have obtained naked pictures of Woods. Playgirl says they're holding off on doing anything with them until they're authenticated. Well, apparently there are hundreds of women out there who can authenticate them. I'm beginning to think you need a camera with an incredibly fast shutter speed to get any photos of this guy with his clothes ON.

You probably won't see Tiger on Wheaties breakfast cereal boxes much longer either. I think he will always be able to find product endorsement jobs, but just for different types of products and businesses. All things considered, I think he'd be a natural to be a spokesperson for Safelite Auto Glass.

But finally, there is some good to come out of the whole Tiger Woods thing. GM has made a deal with Tiger to repair his Cadillac Escalade, the one from his "accident", and eventually auction it off, with the money going to charity.

.............and this car has some value to it because this is the car in which he had an affair with the OnStar lady.

See you tomorrow night at Buffalo Wild Wings!

posted by Denny  # 4:31 PM