Thursday, November 12, 2009

 

Thunder On The Road, A Woman On The Tracks & Diaper Girl Goes To Court

I already told you that I'll be out doing a live appearance this Saturday at Rosner Toyota of Fredericksburg starting at 12 Noon for their Customer Appreciation Day. Prior to that, beginning at 10 A.M., Braden Smith will be out making an appearance at American Indoor Karting, Fredericksburg's new indoor go karting facility located in Central Park (formally the ice skating rink). He'll be out there with The Thunder Crew. Go out and have some fun with Braden, then stop by Rosner and say, "Hi" to me!



Everyone is hailing train driver Charice Lewis as a hero, as well they should. You've probably seen the video by now of Charice preventing an absolute disaster taking place last Friday in Boston, Massachusettes. A 26 year-old intoxicated woman fell off the train platform, on to the tracks, and was so bombed, she couldn't get up. Charice's train was approaching the station when she saw the woman lying in the tracks and quickly pulled the emergency brakes. Charice was able to stop the train right in front of the woman. In fact, it was so close, when the train stopped, it was literally covering a portion of the woman's body. The woman attempted to stand up and walk away, but fell on the tracks AGAIN. She was taken to a local hospital and released. The woman admitted to police that prior to this incident taking place, she had four 22-ounce beers, but added she does NOT have a drinking problem.
She drinks, she gets drunk, she falls down in front of trains............What could POSSIBLY be the problem??????
Next time, maybe she should just drive home. Well......no, I guess that wouldn't be a good idea either.



It's hard to believe that it's been 2 years already, but remember the case of former NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak.


This nut case drove almost non-stop from Texas to Florida. How do you drive that distance without stopping to go to the bathroom? She had that all figured out. She was wearing an adult diaper. She was also wearing a wig and a trench coat, and carrying a mallet, a knife, a BB-gun, rubber tubing, duct tape and some plastic garbage bags. The purpose of this trek was to kill the girlfriend of a fellow astronaut Nowak was in love with. The girlfriend was hit with some pepper spray, but managed to escape. Nowak, on the other hand, was caught by police and arrested.

Her case came to court this week. She agreed to plead guilty to burglary and battery. The judge in the case ordered her to stay away from her intended victim, and sentenced her to 2 days in jail, a year's probation, 8 hours of anger management classes, and 50 hours of community service.

This brings up the question: What would be a good community service for her to be assigned to? How about driving a bus for a senior citizen's center......

.......where everyone on board would be wearing diapers.



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