Wednesday, November 18, 2009
The Answer To More's Mystery, A Lost Dog & Some Denny More Logic
We have a report of a lost dog in the Quantico area. I hate to hear this sort of thing. If you have a dog, you know it is a part of your family, and when they're lost, it's heartbreaking. This is an older, female Beagle, tri-colored, wearing a pink collar with tags, and answers to the name "Freckles". Freckles was lost over the weekend and hope is someone found her and is holding on to her. If you have any information regarding Freckles, please e-mail me or call 540 842-3313.
Anthony Carrazco of Brownsville, Texas might want to think about getting a different job. His door-to-door salesman gig didn't go so well. At around 2:30 in the morning, Carrazco thought it would be a good idea to head out and sell marijuana door-to-door in his neighborhood.
I guess since he had been drinking, this seemed like a good idea at the time. Unfortunately, one of the doors he knocked on belonged to an off-duty police office, who grabbed his badge and placed Carrazco under arrest. Police report they found a scale, three ounces of pot and a gun in his possession. He was jailed on charges of possession of marijuana and possession of a prohibited weapon. I guess the reason he was carrying a gun is because at that hour, you never know what kind of weirdo is going to come to the door.
I wonder if his "job" was counted among those allegedly saved or created under the OH-bama stimulus.
Here's a classic question of asking the wrong question: Gregory Torrey of Bellingham, Washington was arrested for shoplifting a pencil from a store in Bellingham. Yes, a pencil. In addition, he had an outstanding warrant from the nearby town of Everett, Washington. At the time of his arrest, he was carrying $600.oo in cash .
Police are scratching their heads asking the question, "Why would anybody shoplift a pencil?"
Denny More logic: A better question.............why does a shoplifter need $600.00 in cash?
I'm willing to bet that at one point, he had $700.00 in cash, but he gave $100.00 to a guy selling pot door-to-door.
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