Monday, October 5, 2009
Vacation, The Final Word On Michael Jackson & Bad Penmanship
The final autopsy report on Michael Jackson was released on Friday. Contrary to rumors that he was too frail to perform, the coroner says he was "normal weight".
Normal weight for what, a praying mantis??
The coroner also says that aside from a little arthritis, some damaged lungs, and a number of scars (probably from plastic surgery), Jackson was in fairly good health for a 50 year-old man (I guess he means except for that whole dying thing. He's dead, but other than that, fairly healthy).
It doesn't surprise me that his lungs were damaged.
With that non-existent nose of his, he probably couldn't get any air in them.
DUMB CRIMINAL ALERT!!!!
A woman in Hillsboro, Oregon tried to rob a Wells Fargo bank Branch by handing the teller a note which read, "Need $300 or I'll kill you. I'm serious." Unfortunately, her penmanship was so bad, the teller couldn't read the woman's handwriting. You know how banks have those little desk/counter areas where customers can fill out deposit and withdrawal slips and so on? Well, our dumb bank robber took her note back and walked over to the counter to re-write it. Meanwhile, the teller hit the silent alarm. The police came and arrested her, and here's a surprise, the police say she was under the influence of drugs.
I suspect it's easy to get prescription drugs when you have handwriting as bad as a doctor's.
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