........John Gotti

We were talking about this during this morning's show. Some very interesting polling results from OnePoll.com. They polled 15,000 women worldwide to try to find out who made the greatest lovers. Top of the list, SURVEY SAYS: Brazilian men. Italian men came in second. Topping the list of the worst lovers, SURVEY SAYS: German men because they're "too smelly". Coming in second on the "worst" list were English men because they're "too lazy", followed by Swedish men because they're "too quick." Women also said Dutch men were "too rough", American men were "too dominating", Greek men were "too soppy" (I don't even know what that means), Scots were "too loud, Turks were "too sweaty", Welsh men were "too selfish" and Russian men were "too hairy".

So, let's summarize, shall we? Women don't like men who are smelly, lazy, quick, rough, dominating, soppy, loud, sweaty, selfish and hairy. I'm starting to see now why in my single, dating days, I didn't "score" much.

Here's what I don't understand: If women don't like men who are smelly, lazy, quick, rough, dominating, soppy, loud, sweaty, selfish and hairy, how do you explain the whole Tommy Lee thing?

posted by Denny  # 7:30 PM