Speaking of having affairs, I know, by now, you heard about the guy from Centreville, who also "got caught". His name is William Taylor, and he was very remorseful about his affair AFTER he got caught. He was desperate to "make things right" with his wife, and promised to do whatever it took to accomplish this. She came up with a very novel punishment. She forced him to stand at one of the busiest intersections in metro D.C., wearing a huge sandwich sigh which read "I am a cheater and this is my punishment." He had to do this during morning rush hour all this week.

On the plus side for this guy, hanging out at roadside during rush hour when traffic is at a bumper-to-bumper stand-still is a GREAT way to meet chicks.

I don't think anyone will deny that we have an obesity problem in this country. Take a very, very close and careful look at this picture. Use a magnifying glass if you have to. The picture was taken in the fifties. Do you see a lot of fat or overweight people? I don't (and I DID use a magnifying glass).

Why do I bring this up? Because Kentucky Fried Chicken recently announced they are test marketing a new item on their menu. It's called the Double Down Sandwich. This actually sounds like a put-on, but unfortunately, it's not.

You can order just the sandwich or order the Double Down Sandwich meal, which comes with the sandwich, a large soda, a large order of Fries...............and a defibrillator.