Monday, August 3, 2009

 

Flip-Flop, J & J & A Mad Gorilla

Thanks to those of you who came out to participate in Friday's Flip-Flop Friday at Water's edge in Woodbridge. We have another one coming up this Friday. I'll be at Pirate's Den in Fairview Beach this week with another chance for you to win those Kenny Chesney tickets.
We only have a few of these left. We're getting down to the wire, so join me this Friday.

Then, on Saturday, it's one of my favorite places to do a live, remote broadcast, J & J Tile & Marble. They've recently expanded and have added hardwood and vinyl, and just like with their tile and marble, a great selection, immediate delivery and prices lower than anywhere.

These guys have become good friends and they know how to have fun while conducting business, which is why we always have a lot of laughs when I go out there. Make plans to stop by and say HI, if for no other reason.

Over the weekend, Tresury Secretary Timothy Geithner said, "We have to bring these deficits down very dramatically. and that's going to require some very hard choices." When asked if that meant that President OH-bama is going to break his campaign promise not to raise taxes on people making under $200,000 a year, Geithner said, "We're going to have to do what's necessary."

I think the first thing they should do is crack down on all these tax cheats. You know, people like...........................................TIMOTHY GEITHNER!!! Here's a guy who failed to pay $34,000.00 in taxes between 2001 and 2004. He only did so AFTER he was caught.

Finally, a story out of Conway, South Carolina: A 21-year-old employee at Jimmy's Japanese Hibachi was throwing out the trash in the back of the restaurant, when he was punched in the head by a robber. What's really odd about all of this, is that the robber was dressed in a gorilla suit. The employee managed to wrestle the "gorilla" down to the ground, and then, broke free and ran back into the restaurant. THE GUY IN THE GORILLA SUIT FOLLOWED HIM IN!! Once inside, the employee grabbed a meat cleaver and hit the robber in the right arm. The mugger then ran out of the restaurant WITH THE CLEAVER STUCK IN HIS GORILLA SUIT. Meanwhile, other employees had called the police. The police arrived, but were unable to find the robber. So, lets get this straight. Here's a guy running out of a restaurant.............wearing a gorilla suit.............with a meat cleaver stuck in him.................AND THE POLICE CAN'T FIND HIM???????????? My thinking here is that he would not exactly blend in with everybody else on the street. So, somewhere out there, is an angry, wounded gorilla.

Has anybody checked the top of The Empire State Building?






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