Wednesday, July 22, 2009

 

Pre-Palooza, Shania & A Giant Wiener

I'm going to be out doing my second Pre-Palooza party tomorrow from 3 to 7 P.M. at The Electric Palm, located at Prince William Marina in Occoquan. This is a beautiful place overlooking the river. If you've registered your boat for Aquapalooza, this would be your opportunity to stop to pick up your "Aquapalooza Goodies Bag". While you're there, pop over and say, "Hi" and shake hands. I'd love to meet you.

Fourteen years ago today, Shania Twain had her first #1 hit with "Any Man Of Mine" topping the Billboard country music chart.
Happy Birthday to Don Henley of Eagles fame. He's 62.

Fifteen years ago today, O.J. Simpson was in the news. He was in court being arraigned on 2 murder charges (against ex-wife Nicole Brown and her friend Ron Goldman). Simpson pleaded "absolutely, 100% not guilty".

...........and he actually said it with a straight face.

There was a little accident last Friday morning with the famous Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. The driver tried to turn around in a residential driveway. She thought she was reverse, but unfortunately, she was in drive. When she stepped on the gas, she wound up ramming the giant wiener right into the house of the people who lived there.

It busted up the garage, the deck and cracked the foundation of the house. Workers had to extricate it. Nobody was injured, and Oscar Mayer says insurance should cover the damage.

Can you imagine filing this insurance claim?

"We need to file a damage report. Our house was rammed by a giant wiener".

Good luck with that one.

Finally, a few weeks ago I mentioned on the air that the world's oldest living human, a gentleman from Japan died at the age of 113. When he died, the title of oldest living human went to Henry Allingham of England, also 113.

When asked what kind of life he's led, he said it was a life full of "cigarettes, whiskey and wild, wild women". He also died last week at the age of 113, proving that it's true what they say.............cigarettes, whiskey and wild women will kill you.














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