More in the Morning: PRE-PALOOZA , Cowboy Ron & Iron Head

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

PRE-PALOOZA , Cowboy Ron & Iron Head

Do you work up North? Maybe you're heading home sometime between 3 P.M. and 7 P.M.? Make plans to stop by and join me for the Pre-Palooza at AT THE ELECTRIC PALM LOCATED AT THE PRINCE WILLIAM MARINA IN OCCOQUAN. I'll be out there with your chance to pick up your "goody" bag for AQUAPALOOZA (which, of course, is happening this Saturday). As is always the case with these live appearances, I look forward to seeing you.

On this day in 1989, the man who, in my opinion, was possibly the greatest President this country has ever seen, the great Ronald Reagan, was inducted into the Cowboy Hall Of Fame.

There's a lot of talk going around about Jessica Simpson since she's been dumped by Tony Romo. Some people are speculating that she might get back together with Nick Lachey.

My prediction: She could very well be getting back together with either one of these two guys. My guess is that they'll both be crawling back to her as soon as they start to miss that intellectual stimulation they got with Jessica.

Finally, the 13th Annual Redneck Games were held in Dublin, Georgia this past weekend. The events included the mud pit belly-flop, the armpit serenade (an armpit fart contest), a watermelon seed spitting contest, and my personal favorite, the "bobbing for pig's feet" contest. The proud winner of that competition was Eric "Ironhead" Outler, removing all of the pig's feet with his mouth in just 21 seconds. His parents must be proud.

All together now, let's do a Foxworthy...............YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF YOUR NICKNAME IS "IRONHEAD".

posted by Denny # 8:02 PM

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