Monday, June 1, 2009

 

Wild Hair, Free Viagra & No Orange Juice

Kenny Chesney tickets started going out this morning and will continue to do so all week. When you hear Kenny pop open a Corona, be the 10th caller for a pair of tickets to see Kenny, Miranda Lambert and Lady Attebellum at the Nissan Pavilion in August.

Thanks to everybody who came out to Powell's Furniture this past Saturday for the big remote broadcast. The voting continues at Powell's through the month of June. Stop in and vote for the living room set you think Rae and I should buy for the house. No purchase is necessary. There's no obligation. Just stop in and cast your ballot. When you do, you become eligible for a drawing in July for a free, brand new living room set. In addition. when you vote, you'll be given a $50.00 gift card for Powell's. Use it yourself, or give it as a gift to someone.

As I promised you, here's a picture of 20 year-old Raibin Raof Osman, the young man from Aloha Oregon, who wound up spending the Memorial Day Weekend in jail for calling 9-1-1 because a local McDonald's didn't include his orange juice in his drive-through order.
He was arrested and charged with improper use of 9-1-1, a Class B misdemeanor punishable in Oregon by up to 6 months in jail and a fine of $2,500.00. Calling 9-1-1 because you didn't get your orange juice is not what 9-1-1 was intended for. Beside, if this guy is such a health nut, that he was freaking out about not getting his orange juice, what was he doing at McDonald's anyway?

Happy Birthday today to one of my all-time favorite TV actors, Andy Griffith.
Andy is 83 today.
Lisa Hartman Black is 53 today.


...and a guy who gives Marty Stuart a run for his money in the hair department, Ronnie Dunn, of Brooks & Dunn, is also celebrating a birthday today.

He is 56 today.

In medical news (sort of): Pfizer, Incorporated continues to supply free Viagra to customers who lost their job. Of course, if you experience unemployment for more than 4 hours, tell your doctor.

They're telling us that in the very, very near future, like within the next few years, elections will be all-digital and online. No more going out to the polling places (unless you don't own a computer). You will be able to vote online in the comfort of your own home. I don't know if this whole online voting thing is going to work. Honolulu just held the nation's first online election. The overwhelming winner...............................................................

.................................................PAM ANDERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
















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