Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Kristin Nash, Ahmed Ghailani & 36 Hot Dogs
He's been brought in to New York City to stand trial for bombing U.S. embassies in Tanzania and Kenya. I think since he and I are both going to be in New York City this weekend, authorities should bring him to my show at the Manhattan Comedy Club. Ninety minutes of watching me onstage and he'll be begging to go back to Gitmo. It's worst than being water boarded.
Finally, this morning I promised you a picture of this young lady. She's 41 year-old Sonya Thomas of Alexandria,
and she refers to herself as a "competitive eater". She has, in fact, just won the title of the Virginia Hot Dog Eating Champion, for the third time. She won the title this past Saturday at the competition held in Norfolk by eating 36 hot dogs in 10 minutes. I wanted you to see a picture of her because I'm sure you agree she doesn't look like the a young lady who would eat 36 hot dogs in 10 minutes. BeforeI saw what she looks like, I was picturing a woman who looks like John Madden. I was surprised to see that she's actually quite cute, and I was amazed to find out that she only weighs 100 pounds. I don't know if this chick is bulimic or what, but it's all pretty amazing. In addition, the video of her eating the hot dogs just made number one on YOU TUBE, although I have a feeling men are the only ones watching it, but nevertheless..............
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