Thursday, June 18, 2009

Dead Flies, Dead Pilots & Johnny Counterfit

Generally, every Friday, we get a visit from Debra Joesph, Director of the Fredericksburg SPCA. However, Debra is on vacation for two weeks, so no DJ tomorrow. However, Johnny Counterfit will be joining me on the phone line from Nashville tomorrow morning. Johnny is a comedian, impressionist, singer and songwriter, and will be appearing this Saturday at Bowles Farm in Clements, Maryland.

President OH-bama stopped a CNBC interview yesterday to kill an annoying housefly that had been buzzing around his head. "Get out of here", he said to the fly, then smacked it dead with his hand, adding, "That was pretty impressive, wasn't it? Got the sucker." Needless to say, the liberal-leaning mainstream media, who swoon and fall all over themselves anytime Oh-bama does ANYTHING, immediately reported how cool-headed and fast-handed he is. In fact, I'm surprised they didn't report that after he killed the fly, he brought it back to life.

Not everyone was so impressed. In comes PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. This is an organization made up of people who are either completely mad, or starving for attention. They didn't like the idea of the President killing a fly. They said PETA supports "compassion for even the most curious, smallest and least sympathetic animals." They added that they would be sending OH-bama a Katcha Bug Humane Bug Catcher gadget that lets you trap a fly and then release it outside..........................kind of like what OH-bama wants to do with terrorists.

Terrible late-breaking story this afternoon about a Continental Airlines pilot who died in mid-flight.

It appears he suffered a heart attack. Flight 61 flew out of Brussels with 247 people on board. As luck would have it, there was a cardiologist on board, but he said that by the time he got up to the cockpit, there was nothing he could do. The pilot was dead already. The co-pilot was able to land the plane safely in Newark (New Jersey) Airport..............where the plane's hubcaps were probably stolen before they could get the body unloaded.

posted by Denny  # 3:55 PM

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