Friday, May 1, 2009
Too Bad Lyle Lovett's Cousin Isn't The Editor of People Magazine
and Sonny James, The Southern Gentleman, is 80 today.I have a great new slogan for the OH-bama administration. Let me explain.Working the hours I do, obviously, I don't get to watch these early morning TV shows. I certainly don't have a problem with that, but I did miss comedian Joe Biden make a buffoon of himself again Thursday on the "Today" show. Apparently, the purpose of him coming on the show was to ease Americans fears over this swine flu thing. He told host Matt Lauer that we shouldn't close the border, even though he admitted that the flu started in Mexico and is worst there. Amazingly, Lauer, usually a left-wing nut, called him out of it, and asked Biden if he would tell his own family members that it was Okay to go to Mexico. Now, mind you, this "Today" show is done live from New York City. Joe admitted that he would tell his family members to not get on a plane, or a subway, or a train, or not to get into any confined space, since the only safe place is an open field. New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg was OUTRAGED, and immediately announced that he would take the subway everyday to show panicked New Yorkers it is safe. The OH-bama administration immediately rushed out a "clarification", saying that what Biden meant was if you're sick, stay home and don't go entering confined places like subways. All of this comes a week after the OH-bama administration thought it would be a good idea to have a 747, along with a fighter jet circle low around lower Manhattan, all for a photo opp.
Lower Manhattan, of course, is where the World Trade Towers were located. Nothing would panic people in that area of the country more than the sight of low-flying commercial aircraft hovering close to the skyscrapers. This prompted another apology from the OH-bama administration. So, here's my suggestion for their new slogan:THE OH-BAMA ADMINISTRATION: PANICKING NEW YORKERS WEEKLY SINCE APRIL, 2009!!!"
One more quick little OH-bama administration note. Treasurer Secretary Tim Geithner made People Magazine's "Most Beautiful People" List. I've said this before, I'm no Brad Pitt, but come on, Tim Geithner??????? THEN, it came out that Geithner's brother is a People Magazine executive. In case you don't know what Tim Geithner looks like, here's a picture of him. He's the one on the right.
Let's end this today with some science news. Edo Berger, assistant professor of astronomy at Harvard University, says he got an alert last Thursday when a satellite detected a 10-second blast of energy known as a gamma ray burst coming from outer space. When they focused their telescopes on the explosion, they couldn't believe what they were seeing. An enormous star, 100 times larger than our sun, exploding about 13 billion years ago. He said it WAS a big star at one time, but now, it's just a ball of gas. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........it WAS a big star........but now, it's just a ball of gas............hmmmmmmm.....
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