His name is Alexander Kabelis. He's 31, and was arrested last Thursday night in Boulder, Colorado on suspicion of criminal mischief and carrying a concealed weapon. It seems he went on a tire slashing rampage, destroying the tires on about 50 vehicles including 9 police and sheriff's cars. When arrested, he admitted to doing it, and explained he had 4 good reason as to why.

2.) He was angry about losing his driver's license a couple of years ago.

And, my personal favorite.......

W H A T !!!!!!!!!!???????????????? You know what surprises me about this story? Scroll back up and take another look at this guy. He looks like such a normal, well-adjusted person (great hair).

Congratulations to Jo Ann Reynolds. She was today's winner of the 6 quarts of Belvedere Plantation strawberries. Braden Smith & I delivered them to her this morning at her place of employment, the Stafford County Circuit Court. As you would suspect, it's a pretty high-level security place. Not only did Braden and I have to walk through a metal detector, but they made us send the strawberries through the x-ray machine. I guess it's best to be safe. The strawberry season is short. we should get one more week out of it. It's not too late to register to win next weeks harvest. You can do that on the home page of this website.

Time now for a little fantasy: According to some economic experts, the current recession may be over. I maintain that most of these type of comments are politically motivated, but nevertheless, these "experts" claim the numbers are better for jobless claims, home sales and big-ticket items. These "experts" say these numbers support the view that the recession has hit rock bottom, and things are looking better from here on in. So, later today, when you're being thrown out of your house, or while you're standing in the unemployment line, you think about that for awhile............and you'll feel better.

Ezederick was fired from the Kentucky Fried Chicken in Memphis, but then went back and tried to rob the restaurant............the day after he was fired. The manager of the KFC, a woman, said a masked man with a knife rushed through the back door, demanding cash from the safe. The manager knew it was Ezederick because he made the eye holes of the mask too big. She could easily see his face and, of course, recognized him. A struggle ensued, and when the manager referred to him by name, he fled. Police picked him up and arrested him shortly after. So, he makes a mask, but he makes the eye holes too big and they see his face. This guy sounds like such a dope, he probably left his name tag on too. So, he's been arrested and he's out of work.

Krispy Cream was thinking about hiring him, but they changed they mind. They're afraid he'll make the donut holes too big.

posted by Denny  # 7:00 PM