Happy Birthday, Stella.

You remember John Edwards, John Kerry's former running mate. I never liked this guy from the first time I saw him. He looked like the kind of guy who, if he wasn't in politics, would be one of those phony TV evangelists, who would be promising you a cure for your cancer if you order his miracle spring water. Sure enough, at least in this case, my judgement in character turned out to be correct. You will remember this creep got caught having an affair on his wife who, in fact, WAS suffering from cancer at the time. Nice guy. Well, Elizabeth Edwards now has a book coming out. In it, she says that when she found out that her husband was having an affair, she felt so sick, she ran to the bathroom and threw up (I THINK WE ALL DID).

She also says she was shocked. I'm sure she was. She probably couldn't believe that he would be involved in anything in which his hair might possibly get messed up.

I don't know about you, but I'm a little confused about this swine flu thing. The media seems to be all over the place on it. One day, they're scaring us out of our skin. The next day, they're saying it's not that bad. This whole thing started because a handful of tourists came back from Mexico with fever, vomiting and diarrhea. Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't everybody come back from Mexico that way?

posted by Denny  # 5:02 PM