Next, a shocking disclosure from Ozzy Osbourne yesterday (as reported in the United Kingdom's Daily Report). Ozzy has admitted that he was WASTED during the 3 years of filming his so-called reality show, "The Osbournes". His wife, Sharon, also admitted it is true. She said, "As Ozzy will tell you, the three years that we were filming, Ozzy was stoned the whole time. He wasn't sober for one day."

Gee, it's hard to believe. He always came across as such a coherent guy.

The Gaffe-Master, comedian Joe Biden, did it again last week. While on the "Today" show with Matt Lauer, Biden said that people should avoid public transportation such as planes, trains and subways in order to avoid getting the swine flu. As we reported in a previous blog entry, this panicked New Yorkers and enraged Mayor Mike Bloomberg. All of this got national attention, embarrassing the OH-bama administration, who immediately issued a "clarification". Well, now the Las Vegas Tourism Board took out a full page ad in USA Today suggesting that Biden come to Las Vegas, because what happens in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas. In the ad, it says, "Mr. Vice President, if you said it here, no one would have known." I agree. Biden should go to Vegas. He would blend in very well. Thanks to the free cocktails, Vegas in full of middle-aged guys who wander around and ramble incoherently.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas?? Wow! John Edwards should have spent his entire campaign there!

Finally, chaos at KFC! Yesterday, Kentucky Fried Chicken tried a promotion to let people know about their new GRILLED chicken. They had Oprah offer her viewers a coupon for a free grilled chicken piece. Viewers were told they could download the coupon from Oprah's website. The response was HUGE, bigger than anybody thought it would be. In fact, so many people tried to get on Oprah's website, that it crashed. The people who did get on noticed there was no limit and they printed a stack of them. KFCs nationwide were jammed with incredibly long lines. Some of the stores stopped taking the coupons. Others ran out of chicken, and when a store in New York ran out and stopped honoring the coupons, a riot broke out!! All of this proves one thing: Americans will eat healthy food...........as long as it's free!!

The people in New York got so hungry, they ate the coupons... and since they all idolize Oprah and want to be just like her, they also wanted free mashed potatoes and gravy!!

posted by Denny  # 4:03 PM