Friday, May 15, 2009

 

Another Trip To Florida, A Stuttering Pelosi & A Cereal Killer

We have now given away 3 trips to Hollywood, Florida, and we're doing it again next week. Listen to me in the morning and I'll tell you what the Coors Light Song of the Day is. I'll even give you a pretty good idea as to WHEN you can hear it. When you do, be the 10th caller at 710-1045, and you will automatically win the prize of the day (and it's always a great prize), PLUS, you'll be eligible for the grand prize drawing at the end of the week for that trip to the Sunshine State.

As always, my thanks to Debra Joesph, Director of the Fredericksburg SPCA, for stopping by this morning, as she does every Friday. Remember, the new facility on Courthouse Road IS now open. Stop in and check it out. The grand opening/open house will be soon.

At the A T & T Building in San Jose, California this week, an office worker decided to clean out the fridge, which was loaded with rotten food. Doing so created a smell so noxious, many workers in the building became ill.........7 of them had to go to the hospital. What is it with workers who bring in food, put it in the community fridge, and then, they never eat it.....nor do they ever remove it. The first time I went into the Thunder fridge, there were things in there that looked like some sort of science project gone horribly wrong. The smell was awful. For a moment, I thought I was back in Jersey.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi continues to stutter and stammer concerning the water boarding controversy. She is being faced with mounting claims that she was repeatedly briefed on water boarding and other tough interrogation methods on terrorists. These are the same methods she now condemns. Not only that, but she's denying knowing anything about these methods being used. In order to wriggle out of this mess, Pelosi held a press conference yesterday and accused the CIA and the Bush Administration of misleading her. She said the CIA lies to her all the time. She added, "I wasn't briefed, I was informed that somebody else has been briefed......" So, basically, what she's saying is the CIA never tells her anything. She just finds out about these things down the road.

.........which could explain why she always looks so surprised.

Another possibility here is that she WAS told about the water boarding, but couldn't hear anything at the time because she had just finished getting her ears botoxed.


Finally, police in Needham, Massachuttes, stopped a man for speeding and driving erratically. When they approached the car, the driver was eating a bowl of cereal behind the wheel. Police told The Boston globe that the 48 year-old man was also driving with an expired license. The driver's name wasn't released. There was also no mention as to WHAT cereal he was eating. HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN EATING BRAN CEREAL. THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY HE WAS DRIVING SO FAST. When this guy goes to court, he should plead insanity............or more specifically, he should tell the judge that he's COO-COO FOR COCOA PUFFS!"





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