Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Busy Braden, Naked German Hikers & Maybe Michael Jackson Is Not So Crazy After All.
Tomorrow's Coors Light Song of the Day is Teardrops On My Guitar by Taylor Swift, and if you listen to More In The Morning, I'll tell you WHEN it will be played during the day.
By the way, symptoms of swine flu include nausea, diarrhea, coughing, sneezing, fever, soar throat, runny nose, aches, pains, and an unusual, uncontrollable desire to roll around in the mud.
Also,for tomorrow morning's More's Mystery, we'll be looking for a person. Because of the way the clues are worded, you won't really know the gender of the person. However, since you've taken the time to read the blog, I'll give you a little advantage. The answer is a female.
When I get off the air this Saturday, I'm flying out of here for the weekend, but Braden Smith is staying in town, and he's going to be busier than a one-armed paper hanger with poison ivy (I cleaned that up fairly well. Don't you think?). On Saturday, Braden's going to be broadcasting live from Hair Mosaics on route 3, in front of Ukrops, beginning at 10 A.M. Then, beginning at 2 P.M., he'll be broadcasting live from Gold's Gym. Stop by one of those locations to see him.
OK, here we go. Thanks to Shelia Quinn for this one............If you're going hiking in the Swiss Alps, you better keep your pants on. The locals there have had it with nudists, mainly German tourists, coming in to town and walking around with nothing on but boots and socks. The Germans call it "a special experience of nature....free and healthy". The local residents call it "thoroughly disturbing and irritating". YOU KNOW YOUR BODY IS IN BAD SHAPE WHEN YOU GET NAKED AND IT IRRITATES PEOPLE JUST TO SEE IT. Anyway, earlier this week, the residents of the small Swiss state of Appenzell Inner Rhodes voted overwhelmingly to ban nude hiking. They say violators will be charged a fine of 200 Swiss francs. My question is how are you going to charge them a fine. They're obviously not carrying any money on them, and if they are, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHERE THEY'RE KEEPING IT!!
Everyone is concerned about swine flu (Swine flu - isn't that something you would say if you saw a pig fly?). A lot of people have cancelled their vacations to Mexico. That's having an effect on their economy. Kaopectate sales are waaaayyy down. In addition, experts are suggesting staying away from sick people, washing your hands frequently, don't cough or sneeze on anyone, and if you're out in a crowd, wear a surgical/breathing mask.
By the way, symptoms of swine flu include nausea, diarrhea, coughing, sneezing, fever, soar throat, runny nose, aches, pains, and an unusual, uncontrollable desire to roll around in the mud.posted by Denny # 4:51 PM 
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