Thursday, April 23, 2009
Braden On Location, The Alexandria Parking Meter Guy & UFO Abduction Insurance
OK, I've got to remind you again. Don't forget to catch us on national television this week. Braden, Nash and myself will be on CMT Insider on CMT this Saturday at 1:30 P.M. and again Sunday at 10:30 A.M.
Not only will I be out at Rosner Toyota this Saturday, broadcasting live from 1 to 3, but Braden Smith will be out earlier in the day, broadcasting from The Spotsylvania Farmer's Market at the commuter lot at Route 3 and Gordon Road from 9 to 11 A.M. Rae and I LOVE this market, so we might even pop in ourselves.
For those of you who maybe weren't able to hang around for the answer to our trivia question this morning: According to the experts in the field, the average person falls asleep in about 7 minutes.
I am LOVING this story about the parking meter repairman is Alexandria, William J. Fell, who stole $170,000.00 in nickels, dimes and quarters over the past year. Authorities became suspicious when parking meter revenue dropped drastically over the last year, despite the fact that they raised the rate to $1.00 per hour. IF POLICE SUSPECTED THAT SOMEBODY WAS ROBBING TONS OF COINS OUT OF THE PARKING METERS, I WOULD THINK THE GUY WOULD BE EASY TO SPOT. LOOK FOR THE GUY WHOSE WALKING HUNCHED OVER...................WITH A HERNIA. Pardon the wording here, but Fell fell under suspicion and was secretly recorded between January and March, as he took bags and bags of coins. When police arrived at his house, it looked like a casino......literally buckets and buckets and buckets of coins. Fell has been charged with 2 counts of embezzlement by a public officer. He told an Alexandria judge that he needed a public defender, because he did not have enough money to hire a lawyer. WELL, IT'S NOT THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE THE MONEY. IT'S JUST THAT HE WOULD HAVE TO PAY THE LAWYER IN NICKELS, DIMES & QUARTERS. I'M WAITING TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY SET BAIL. WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF HE POSTS BAIL IN NICKELS?
Get ready for this one. Currently, about 10,000 Americans have UFO Abduction Insurance. The premium is $19.95 per month. The UFO Insurance Abduction Insurance Company guarantees you or your beneficiary, $10,000.00 , should you be kidnapped by an alien.
Not only will I be out at Rosner Toyota this Saturday, broadcasting live from 1 to 3, but Braden Smith will be out earlier in the day, broadcasting from The Spotsylvania Farmer's Market at the commuter lot at Route 3 and Gordon Road from 9 to 11 A.M. Rae and I LOVE this market, so we might even pop in ourselves.
For those of you who maybe weren't able to hang around for the answer to our trivia question this morning: According to the experts in the field, the average person falls asleep in about 7 minutes.
I am LOVING this story about the parking meter repairman is Alexandria, William J. Fell, who stole $170,000.00 in nickels, dimes and quarters over the past year. Authorities became suspicious when parking meter revenue dropped drastically over the last year, despite the fact that they raised the rate to $1.00 per hour. IF POLICE SUSPECTED THAT SOMEBODY WAS ROBBING TONS OF COINS OUT OF THE PARKING METERS, I WOULD THINK THE GUY WOULD BE EASY TO SPOT. LOOK FOR THE GUY WHOSE WALKING HUNCHED OVER...................WITH A HERNIA. Pardon the wording here, but Fell fell under suspicion and was secretly recorded between January and March, as he took bags and bags of coins. When police arrived at his house, it looked like a casino......literally buckets and buckets and buckets of coins. Fell has been charged with 2 counts of embezzlement by a public officer. He told an Alexandria judge that he needed a public defender, because he did not have enough money to hire a lawyer. WELL, IT'S NOT THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE THE MONEY. IT'S JUST THAT HE WOULD HAVE TO PAY THE LAWYER IN NICKELS, DIMES & QUARTERS. I'M WAITING TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY SET BAIL. WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF HE POSTS BAIL IN NICKELS?
Get ready for this one. Currently, about 10,000 Americans have UFO Abduction Insurance. The premium is $19.95 per month. The UFO Insurance Abduction Insurance Company guarantees you or your beneficiary, $10,000.00 , should you be kidnapped by an alien.
Yeah, good luck trying to collect on that one!! Suppose you have this insurance, you get abducted and the aliens perform one of those medical exams on you that they're so famous for. Is there a co-pay?
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