Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Jenna Jameson, Dog Boy & Nice Shirt
Entertainment News: Congratulations to former porn star turned "legitimate" actress Jenna Jameson. Jameson became a mother this Monday, giving birth to twin boys.
...and, of course, when those boys get older, they're going to be very proud of their mom.It is starting to look like Six Flags might be the next big victim of the recession. I'm really sorry to hear this because I work for Six Flags and have been for 10 years now. They say they are going through some "significant financial restructuring", but if it doesn't work out, they could go bankrupt this summer. In the meantime, remember, if you go to a Six Flags park and ride Rolling Thunder or Twister or any one of those crazy roller coasters...
...just keep in mind, there's probably a good chance they LAID OFF THE COASTER MAINTENANCE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hey! What the heck's up with this guy!!??????????
His name is Terence Loyd. He's 32 and from Lufkin, Texas. He was arrested last week in Mansfield, Louisiana when construction workers saw this guy walking around on all fours, barking and growling like a dog, eating mud and rolling around on the ground. Believe it or not, he had a female companion with him who told police Loyd had also been eating dog food. In searching the man (here's a shocker), police found a half of pound of marijuana, some crack cocaine and a small bottle of PCP. Sheriff's Lt. Horace Womack reports that Loyd was arrested and charged with possessing all three drugs with intent to distribute. He was transported to a cell in the DeSoto Detention Center. HEY. HE BETTER HOPE THEY DON'T PUT HIM IN THE SAME CELL WITH MICHAEL VICK!!!! Anyway, this wacko has been put away, and hopefully, if nobody claims him in 10 days, they'll put him to sleep.The Washington Post reports that bad economic times are GOOD times for older, single women. Recent studies have found that during recessions, hemlines get lower, miniskirts go out of style, and movie leading ladies and Playboy models become older and rounder. Psychologists believe that men seek out more mature women during times of economic insecurity. I guess this means that when the June issue of Playboy comes out, the centerfold could be Janet Reno.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK !!!!!!!!!!!!Finally, you gotta love this guy! What a dope!!!!! TheSmokingGun.com reports that Bradley Gellert of Apollo Beach, Florida got into an argument with his wife and starting screaming at her. Then he threw various items at her. Finally, he grabbed her by the neck and strangled her. Fortunately, she got away and fled and called the police. Gellert was arrested and here's his mug shot. Get a look at the shirt he was wearing at the time of the arrest.
I guess the reason he was wearing THAT t-shirt was because his Chris Brown t-shirt was in the wash. 
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