We're making backstage arrangements for our "Not-So-Newlywed" game coming to the Spotsylvania Towne Center on Sunday, February 22. It's too late to sign up to play the game, but it's certainly not too late to start making plans to come out and see the game, live, onstage, and of course, it's free. I'll be out there onstage with our four or five couples (we haven't decided yet) and it promises to be a fun time. Mark it on your calendar and make plans to be there.
President's Day is Monday. I'll be on the air my normal time, but following that, beginning at 11 A.M., I'll be out broadcasting live at Marcy's Mattresses & Flooring Center on Route 3 East. They're telling me the savings on mattresses and flooring are going to be WILD!! If you're one of the lucky ones off from work Monday, stop by and say "Hi".
It's really a shame that a local Olympic hero like Michael Phelps has gotten himself caught up in this drug controversy, but we are all accountable for our actions (or should be). You have to be really careful out there, especially if you're in the public eye. These days, do something stupid today and it'll be on the Internet tomorrow. Eight people have been arrested in this "bong" incident, and Sheriff Leon Lott of Richland County, South Carolina says there could be more arrests made. In fact, the sheriff says he'll press charges against Phelps IF he can prove the swimmer smoked marijuana in his jurisdiction. Let's think about this for a moment. There's a picture.........there's a bong.........in the picture, Phelps is smoking from the bong....and we know that the picture was taken in a house near the University of South Carolina, which is Sheriff Lott's jurisdiction. HHHmmmm.......what else does this guy need? It kind of sounds like a slam-dunk to me there, Inspector Clouseau. By the way, how appropriate and ironic is it that Phelps was smoking from a WATER pipe?
I have a lousy weekend coming up. I'll be "on the road" this weekend. In fact, I'll be flying U.S. Airways this weekend. Since that little mishap a few weeks ago when a goose rammed one of their planes and Captain Sullenberger had to make an emergency "landing" in the Hudson River, people are afraid to fly because apparently they think this is a common event. A couple of things about this. Number one: It's U.S. Airways who refer to this incident as an emergency "landing". Landing? They call "LANDing" because it's supposed to take place on LAND. Anything other then that, is pretty much a crash in my eyes. U.S. Air makes it sound like they took off from the airport with the INTENTION of landing in the Hudson River. Talk about an industry that's completely full of baloney, it's the airlines. "In case of a water landing (what the heck is a water landing?) your seat can be used as a flotation device". They make it sound like it's a minor setback. Let's face it, if you crash into the water from an altitude of fourty-thousand feet at 600 miles per hour, I think it's safe to say that the flight is pretty over. What are you going to do? Float the rest of the way to your destination? Number two: U.S. Airways issued a statement saying that the odds of a plane you're flying in colliding with a goose are 10,000 to 1. Ironically, those are the same odds of arriving on time and your luggage showing up where it's supposed to.
Happy Birthday today to Sarah Palin. She's 45. Sheryl Crow is 47. She looks more like she's 37. She looks great. Tina Louise is 75 today. Tina played Ginger on TV's Gilligan's Island. There were two babes on the show (I don't count Mrs. Howell), Ginger and Mary Ann. Mary Ann was the clean-cut, All-American girl type. Ginger, on the other hand, was the "cheap goods" of the two. She was the trashy one. Most men preferred Ginger. There's a shocker, huh? I mentioned on the air this morning that I'd love to see a picture of her today. Well, guess what I found. Here she is back in the Gilligan days.
Here she is today.
Hey, she's 75. Cut her a break,will ya?!