Tuesday, February 3, 2009

 

Daschle Is OUT, OH-bama Mania Merchandising Gone Wild & Starbucks In Trouble

“Make no mistake, tax cheaters cheat us all, and the IRS should enforce our laws to the letter. ”


Sen. Tom Daschle, Congressional Record, May 7, 1998

Well, in all fairness, when Daschle said that back in 1998, what he meant was, that should apply to everyone EXCEPT him.
Daschle has withdrawn as President OH-bama's nominee to become Secretary of Health & Human Services. He looks like a combination of three people;
David Letterman, Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC's To Catch A Predator and The Amazing Kreskin.

Come Saturday morning, how would you like to enjoy a delicious pancake and sausage breakfast for only $5.00 AND help out a high school field hockey team at the same time. That's exactly what you can do when you have breakfast this Saturday morning between 8:00 to 10:00 at Applebee's in Central Park. All proceeds will go to the King George Field Hockey Team.

On this date back in 1959, it was "the day the music died" with Buddy Holly, Richie Valens and The Big Bopper, all killed in that infamous plane crash. Who else wanted to get on that flight, but got blocked off (the plane could only hold three passengers and the pilot)? Waylon Jennings, who, before the plane took off, said, "I hope the plane crashes." He was kidding, of course, but friends and associates say that little "joke" haunted him the rest of his life.

OH-bama Mania continues to run wild. It's even beginning to annoy the OH-Bama's themselves. White House attorneys are concerned about the tidal wave of unauthorized OH-bama merchandise. There are federal laws governing the use of the President's image and official symbols, and the lawyers say they will start cracking down on marketers who "cross the line". The bottom line is when you buy that Barack OH-bama "Hope & Change" Chia Pet,


...make sure you get the authorized version.

Finally, Starbucks is feeling the economic crunch. They've announced that they will close 300 stores and cut 6,700 jobs. The reason I point this out to you is, if by chance, you find yourself in the unemployment line next week, and there standing in line with you, either in front of you or behind you, is a person who is snobby, arrogant, seems to display an attitude that they're much smarter than you and have multiple piercings and/or tattoos...............basically, someone who looks like this..........

...you'll know what that's all about.


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