Monday, January 19, 2009
Mixed Martial Arts, OH-bama's Speech & Dolly Parton's Birthday
Greetings!
Mixed Martial Arts in the Cage returns to SlapShotz (Golden Skate World) this Saturday night. As usual, I'll be out there doing the announcing duties. I look forward to seeing you out there. Believe me, it's one exciting way to spend a Saturday night. It's pretty wild!
Speaking of skates, we're putting a new video together. I don't know much about it right now except for the fact that it involves me, Braden Smith and ice skates. That CAN'T be good.
Happy Birthday today to Dolly Parton! She's 63.
Actually, that's not her real age. That's just the total of all her parts. Don't send me nasty e-mails. I'm kidding. Believe me, I LOVE Dolly Parton.
.........and that's just Joe Biden alone.
Seventy-seven year old Louise Davidson of Boynton Beach, Florida was driving herself to an appointment with her hairdresser, when she ran over a guy on a scooter. The man was identified as Matthew Clark, and Davidson hit him with such force, that he catapulted into her windshield and over the roof of the car. He then fell injured onto the roadway. Davidson left the accident scene and CONTINUED ON TO HER APPOINTMENT WITH HER HAIRDRESSER!!!!!! When tracked down by police, she told them she wasn't aware of any accident. This is like a Mr Magoo cartoon. Davidson was arrested for hit & run and causing injuries. I guess she really didn't want to cancel that hairdresser's appointment. Apparently, she had already cancelled her appointment at the eye doctor's.
Mixed Martial Arts in the Cage returns to SlapShotz (Golden Skate World) this Saturday night. As usual, I'll be out there doing the announcing duties. I look forward to seeing you out there. Believe me, it's one exciting way to spend a Saturday night. It's pretty wild!
Speaking of skates, we're putting a new video together. I don't know much about it right now except for the fact that it involves me, Braden Smith and ice skates. That CAN'T be good.
Happy Birthday today to Dolly Parton! She's 63.
Actually, that's not her real age. That's just the total of all her parts. Don't send me nasty e-mails. I'm kidding. Believe me, I LOVE Dolly Parton. So, what do you think Barack OH-bama will say in his inaugural speech tomorrow? Sunday night, he stepped out onstage and said, "Anything is possible in American." For those of you who are actually going out to the Inauguration tomorrow, remember those words when you're trying to find a porta-potty. But what will The Great One say tomorrow? Well, a Swedish online bookmaker, Bettson, is taking bets on what he will or will not say during his inaugural address. For Instance, the lowest odds are on the words "United States", paying only $1.01 for every dollar bet. "Change" is another favorite, paying $1.03 for every dollar bet. Of course, there are long shots as well. Bettson will pay $1,000.00 for every dollar bet if OH-bama uses the words "Angela Merkel" in his speech (Merkel is the Chancellor of Germany). Here's my own personal bet. If you want to get in on this, give me a call. I'll bet anybody any amount of money that at absolutely no time in his inaugural speech, will OH-bama say the words "KI YI DIGGY DIGGY".
One more word about the inauguration. Plastic surgeons in the DC area are reporting a spike in business over the past month. The belief is that people are trying to spruce themselves up for the OH-bama bash. There's been a lot of face lifts, face peels, wrinkle fillers and a huge amount of Botox........
.........and that's just Joe Biden alone.Finally, Shelia Quinn reported this nutty story this morning.
Seventy-seven year old Louise Davidson of Boynton Beach, Florida was driving herself to an appointment with her hairdresser, when she ran over a guy on a scooter. The man was identified as Matthew Clark, and Davidson hit him with such force, that he catapulted into her windshield and over the roof of the car. He then fell injured onto the roadway. Davidson left the accident scene and CONTINUED ON TO HER APPOINTMENT WITH HER HAIRDRESSER!!!!!! When tracked down by police, she told them she wasn't aware of any accident. This is like a Mr Magoo cartoon. Davidson was arrested for hit & run and causing injuries. I guess she really didn't want to cancel that hairdresser's appointment. Apparently, she had already cancelled her appointment at the eye doctor's. posted by Denny # 4:21 PM 
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