Wednesday, January 21, 2009
The Boldest Shoplifter EVER & What's The Holdup?
I'll be out at Golden Skate World (formally SlapShotz) this Saturday night for the Mixed Martial Arts in the Cage. I'll be doing a live remote broadcast prior to the event. Then it's inside I go to do the announcing duties. I look forward to these. I never know what I'm going to see. Last time, there was a "cage malfunction", and two fighters went flying out of the cage, on to the hard cement floor. One moment, they were there, next moment, gone. It happened so fast, it looked like a David Copperfield illusion. There should have been a woman in leotards standing there in that all-familiar magician's assistant pose.
On tomorrow morning's show, I'll have another pair of tickets to the event to give away. Also, I'll be joined on the phone line by one of the fighters. He calls himself Tod Tanium.
We taped a new video this week that you are going to love. It's me, Braden Smith and our child boss, Jay Roman on ice skates for the very first time in our lives. Of the three of us, Roman did about the best, which stands to reason. You know, kids always pick this kind of thing up quicker than adults. I did actually better than I thought I would, but still pretty bad. Wait 'til you see Braden on skates. What a whiz!! I'm telling you, you put a pair of skates on that boy and he's like greased lightning! Anyway, I think you find this whole video pretty funny. It'll be out on our website soon. I'm keep you posted.
Alright, Barack OH-bama has been President for over 24 hours. I thought he said he was going to fix the economy. I think I speak for everyone when I say, "WHAT'S THE HOLDUP??????????????
Happy Birthday today to Mac Davis, Davis was discovered by Elvis and wrote and recorded the song "Baby, Don't Get Hooked On Me". He is 67 today.
Finally, in the "Only In New York" department: One on the more bizarre cases of shoplifting. A 30-year-old has been arrested for stealing a $350.00 live shark from a pet store aquarium in Lynbrook, New York. Employees at Total Aquarium told police the man walked in, reached into the tank, stuck the live shark under his clothing and walked out. The man, a frequent customer of the store, was tracked down by police at his fast food service job in Brooklyn and charged with grand larceny. One thing you have to say about New Yorkers, they're tough. I mean, here's a guy walking around with a live shark in his pants.
"HEY, IS THAT A LIVE SHARK IN YOUR PANTS, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO....." Never mind.
Talk to you tomorrow.
On tomorrow morning's show, I'll have another pair of tickets to the event to give away. Also, I'll be joined on the phone line by one of the fighters. He calls himself Tod Tanium.
We taped a new video this week that you are going to love. It's me, Braden Smith and our child boss, Jay Roman on ice skates for the very first time in our lives. Of the three of us, Roman did about the best, which stands to reason. You know, kids always pick this kind of thing up quicker than adults. I did actually better than I thought I would, but still pretty bad. Wait 'til you see Braden on skates. What a whiz!! I'm telling you, you put a pair of skates on that boy and he's like greased lightning! Anyway, I think you find this whole video pretty funny. It'll be out on our website soon. I'm keep you posted.
Alright, Barack OH-bama has been President for over 24 hours. I thought he said he was going to fix the economy. I think I speak for everyone when I say, "WHAT'S THE HOLDUP??????????????
Happy Birthday today to Mac Davis, Davis was discovered by Elvis and wrote and recorded the song "Baby, Don't Get Hooked On Me". He is 67 today.
Finally, in the "Only In New York" department: One on the more bizarre cases of shoplifting. A 30-year-old has been arrested for stealing a $350.00 live shark from a pet store aquarium in Lynbrook, New York. Employees at Total Aquarium told police the man walked in, reached into the tank, stuck the live shark under his clothing and walked out. The man, a frequent customer of the store, was tracked down by police at his fast food service job in Brooklyn and charged with grand larceny. One thing you have to say about New Yorkers, they're tough. I mean, here's a guy walking around with a live shark in his pants.
"HEY, IS THAT A LIVE SHARK IN YOUR PANTS, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO....." Never mind.
Talk to you tomorrow.
posted by Denny # 6:07 PM 
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