Wednesday, December 31, 2008

A New Thunder Video, How Can TWO People Be That Dumb & "Why Am I Running?"

Yes, we have a new video coming out on this web site very soon featuring myself, Braden Smith & Jay Roman. Details to follow.

You might remember about a month ago, I told you about a man who thought it would be a good idea to remove the cobwebs from the eaves of his house by using a BLOW TORCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The big dope set his house on fire. Well, hard to believe as it may be, this week, we got another story in the news about a guy in Massachusetts, who used a "home-made" blow torch to melt the ice around the outside of his house. A "HOME_MADE" blow torch?? I don't know what that means, but it doesn't sound good, does it? Sure enough, this idiot also winds up setting his house on fire. On the plus side, the heat from the house fire melted the ice very nicely. A blow torch to remove ice and cobwebs! Talk about overkill. It's a good thing these guys didn't have to clean out their toilet bowls. They would've probably used a bazooka.

In Bennington, Vermont 92-year old Bob Matteson beat the world record for the 100-meter dash for his age group. In doing this, Matteson now holds the age-92 world records in the 100-meter,200-meter, 400-meter and 800-meter events.

Unfortunately, since he is 92, when he gets to the finish line, he can't remember WHY he's running.

Finally, as we've been reporting on the show, a man broke into Paris Hilton's bedroom last week.

Police are confused and baffled, since men are usually told they can just come in anytime.

Happy New Year!

posted by Denny  # 5:34 PM

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