Friday, December 5, 2008

 

But With O.J. In Jail, Who Will Look For the Real Killer?

O.J. Simpson was sentenced today on robbery, assault and kidnapping charges. He's going to jail for a MINIMUM of 9 years before being eligible for parole.

Yesterday, one of his lawyers told a reporter that O.J. should get a short sentence because he's a "first time offender". I guess he means if you don't count that murder thing when he killed 2 people. Aside from that, CLEAN RECORD.
All in all, Simpson is a pretty lucky guy. He brutally slaughtered 2 innocent people. These were vicious murders. He cut Nicole's throat so badly, he almost cut her head off. She looked like a Pez dispenser when he got done with her. Despite this, because of a jury that was either stupid, racist or both, he walked. In fact, for 13 years, we were forced to watch the Butcher of Brentwood golfing, dancing, partying, frolicking with attention-starved women and on and on. FINALLY, this guy's in jail. What's the expression? "The mills of the Gods grind slowly".

On a much more cheerful note: Congratulations to Jax & James, two members of our staff here at Telemedia. They were married last night!! The reception was at Bridges Restaurant and it was a really nice affair. We all had a great time and wish both of them the best of luck. They're certainly off on the right foot. They're leaving for a cruise to St. Lucia for their honeymoon.

Speaking of cruises, these pirates off the coast of Africa are getting bolder and bolder. On Monday, they went after a cruise ship. Then on Tuesday, another report that they went after another cruise ship. Crew members of the cruise ship were able to use fire hoses to keep the pirates from boarding until the ship could get away. Normally, it would be easy to dodge a stream of water, but it's difficult when you have a peg leg, an eye patch, a parrot on your shoulder and you're drunk on rum.
I still can't believe this whole "pirate" thing in the year 2008. If I was on that ship, I would've thought that I accidentally booked myself on to a Disney cruise.

Washington, DC, is expecting a lot of people to come in for OH-bama's inauguration. Shelia Quinn, this morning, mentioned that it could be as many as 5 million visitors coming in. Meanwhile, a city councilman is proposing that from January 17 through 21, the bars in DC stay open to 5 A.M. Five million people delirious with OH-bamamania and alcohol................not a good combination. Not only that, but you're going to have 5 million people witnessing probably the most historic presidential inauguration in history and unfortunately, none of them are going to be able to remember it the next day.

I'm off on vacation for a week. Our child-boss, Jay Roman will be filling in for me on the air and I hear he has some fun stuff planned.

I WILL see you Saturday, December 13, broadcasting live at the holiday open house at North Carolina Furniture Connection. Bring the kids and get their picture taken with Santa, plus Mr. Penguin and Mr. Gingerbread Man will be there as well. It'll definitely be fun so please come on out to see us live on the 13th.

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