Monday, December 1, 2008
A Barney Fife Moment & It's Hard to Take Someone Seriously Who is Wearing His Underwear on His Head
How does $5,000.00 in cash and prizes sound to you? You have a chance to win just that in our $5,000.00 Little Tree contest. Our tree, which indeed, represents $5,000.00 in cash and prizes will be at a different location each day. Get to that location and register to win. We'll pick one qualifier per day. If you're picked as a qualifier, you win a prize! More importantly, you'll be eligible for the grand prize (the $5,000.00 Little Tree) drawn on Saturday, December 20 at Smoothie King at Cosner's Corner, and I'll be there for that drawing!
The world famous Budweiser Clydesdale's are coming to the Spotylvania Towne Center this Thursday from 3 to 5 P.M. Come on out and see these gorgeous animals up close and personal.
My favorite story this morning: Monroe, Ohio Police Chief Greg Schwarber, who accidentally shot himself in the leg................................................while teaching his daughter a gun safety lesson. "OK, Honey, here's what NOT to do. Ka-BOOM!". They might want to think about giving this guy only one bullet, which he'd be required to keep in his pocket, just in case he ever needs it ala Barney Fife.
President-Elect OH-bama announced the nomination of Eva Peron - I'm sorry. I mean Hillary Clinton as his Secretary of State. That ought to keep her off his back for awhile. I think this is probably one of those "keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" kind of deals. Hillary getting this job is pretty much like her getting the "Miss Congeniality" award. You know, "You didn't win the title, however............" Husband Bill has got to be thrilled about her getting this job. She'll be on the road, in fact, out of the country a lot, which means he can resume dating. I'll bet you anything he's dancing around the house in his underwear like Tom Cruise in Risky Business.
The only catch here is HE has to disclose all of his financial transactions and supporters. Why do I get feeling we're going to find out he's spent thousands of dollars on lingerie from Victoria's Secret and that his major financial backers are the makers of Viagra and penicillin?
I also wanted to mention that Edna Parker of Indiana died last week. The reason I bring it up: Edna was in the Guiness Book of World Records as the world's oldest person. She was 115. Interesting side note of Edna: When she was a young girl, her babysitter was none other than ...JOHN McCAIN!!!
I'm still working on stuff for tomorrow, but so far, my favorite, I'll tell you about the guy who tried to hold up a country club in Salt Lake City, Utah wearing his underwear as a mask. It didn't work out very well for him. I'll tell you about it tomorrow.
Quick programming note: I'll be off all next week. Our child boss, Jay Roman will be filling in.
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