Tuesday, November 25, 2008

 

My Plan to Get Osama bin Laden

The answer to our movie quiz this morning: Pulp Fiction. Congratulations to Frank West of King George who knew the answer. We'll have another quiz tomorrow. I just have to hear the audio clip we're using tomorrow and I start cracking up.

Be sure to check out the pictures of our Thunder Big 4 Turkey Shoot held last Thursday at Liberty Center. Just click on the Thunder Shots link on our homepage.

Speaking of pictures, if you attended our Pet-o-Wee at Safford Dodge and had your picture taken, you should have gotten that picture in the mail by now. If you didn't, drop me an e-mail and I'll look into it for you. The e-mail address is dennymore@thunder1045.com

Happy Birthday today to actress Christina Applegate. She's 37. Actor John Larroquette is 61. Ben Stein, 64, and Ricardo Montalban (he's still alive???) is 88 today, and at the age of 88, he now has skin like fine Corinthian leather.

President-Elect Obama gave a speech on the economy yesterday and said it "is likely to get worse before it gets better". He looked like he was thinking, "If Senator McCain would still like the job, he's welcome to call me." I think he's in over his head. I hope I'm wrong. By the way, when is Obama going to start getting some TV exposure. The mainstream media's completely ignoring this guy.

A lot of you called in this morning about Linda Hogan (Hulk's estranged wife). Shame on all of you! Not one of you who called took pity on this poor woman who claims she can't seem to make ends meet on a mere $40,000.00 a month. You should all have a little more compassion as we enter this holiday season. I mean, come on, what kind of Christmas is she going to have when she's only pulling in $40,000.00 a month?

Finally, Osama bin Laden's former driver, Salim Hamdan, who recently stood trial for terrorism, conspiracy to commit terrorism and failure to signal before turning (I made that last one up) is being transferred from Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, back to his country of Yemen.

So, here's what we do: We implant this guy with a tracking device. Then we give him a car. When he drives over to bin Laden's cave to pick him up, we nail bin Laden. You see how the simplest plans are always overlooked?

See you tomorrow.

This just in: President-Elect Obama has just parted the Potomac!!


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