Friday, November 14, 2008
Lost On Mars & Happy Birthday, Prince
In science news this morning, NASA announced it has lost contact with the Phoenix Mars Lander and doesn't know where it's at. I'm not a NASA guy, but I can take a crazy stab at it.........hmmmmmm......how about........MARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By the way, how many billions of dollars did this thing cost American taxpayers.....this thing that we "lost"'Happy Birthday today to Prince Charles. He is 60 today. If you're thinking of buying him a gift, he's not an easy person to buy for. He already spends $9,000 a month on his cars, $19,000 on hobbies, $18,000 on his home and $9,000 on gifts for other people.............................oh, and $20,000 on Q-Tips.
On Monday's show, I'll tell you how to go about applying for a job in the Obama administration. It turns out you have to fill out an incredibly long, incredibly invasive questionnaire. By the time you get done filling it out, the Obama Administration will be over.
Contrary to rumors, former Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin WILL NOT be making a guest appearance on "Desperate Housewives". Apparently it was talked about, but ultimately, producers decided against.It would probably also be a good idea to keep her off The Bullwinkle Show as well.
I'll also tell you about the White Castle hamburger chain's recipe for how to stuff your Thanksgiving turkey with hamburgers(true). This is perfect, of course, for people who are concerned that maybe a regular Thanksgiving dinner just isn't going to make their butt wide enough.
That's it. Have a great weekend!
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