Friday, November 7, 2008
Dope of the Week & Fun with Duct Tape
Ok, let's get to the duct tape first. Maria Esther Castillo, pictured above (very attractive......she looks like one of the Geico cavemen) was so drunk and disorderly on a flight Thursday morning from Puerto Rico to Chicago, she had to been restrained to her seat with duct tape until they could make an emergency landing in Charlotte in order to remove her. She might want to keep this whole duct tape thing in mind the next time she has to strap herself on to her bar stool. On the plus side, after they ripped the tape off to release her, she won't have to get her arms or legs waxed for at least a month.
My thanks to Mike from our sales staff for bringing this story to my attention. Without a doubt, our dope of the week, maybe the month, maybe the year is Galen Winchell of Sargent, Georgia. This guy thought it would be a good idea to clear cobwebs from the eves of his house....................WITH A BLOW TORCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A DOPE!!!!!!!! He wound up setting his house on fire. Gee, who would ever have thought that could happen?? No one was injured in the blaze. The fire spread through the home's attic. Smoke and water damage to other areas of the house occurred from efforts the put the flames out. On the plus side, the high-pressured fire hoses removed the cobwebs quite nicely.
I look forward to seeing all of you tomorrow from 11 A.M. to 1 P.M. I'll be out broadcasting live at Gander Mountain on Route 3. Come on out and say, "Hi".
If not, join me Monday morning when I'll tell you about the 3 new honorees that have been inducted into the National Toy Hall of Fame (Yes, there is such a thing) and wait until you hear what one of them is. Hint: It's a reflection on our bad economy.
This just in from the mainstream media: President-Elect Barack Obama has just announced he will heal all lepers in the country!!
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