Tuesday, November 18, 2008

 

Bowling For Turkeys & a Thanksgiving Day Turkey Alternative

First a reminder to join Thunder 104.5 this Thursday night at Liberty Lanes in Massaponax for the Big 4 Turkey Shoot. Here's how it works: There will be 10 lanes set up for this. Each lane will have only the 4, 6, 7 & 10 pins set up. For only 10 bucks, you'll have a chance to send the ball right down the middle (without knocking any of the pins down) and you have to be able to do this with all ten lanes. It sounds like a lot of fun.................and it sounds impossible. David Copperfield couldn't do it. But you know what, it's all in good fun, you might get lucky and win a turkey and it all goes to a great cause, the Fredericksburg Area Food Bank. Plus, there will be free t-shirts, valuable coupons and a great buffet set up for our bowlers. So let's kick the holiday season off right. Please come on out to Liberty Lanes this Thursday.

Speaking of the holidays, this just in, just in time for holiday gift-giving. Tony Sirico, who played twitchy, violent mob guy Paulie Walnuts on "The Sopranos", is now marketing his own cologne. It's called Paolo Per Uomo or "Paul For Men" and sells for $64 per bottle.
The New York Post was not impressed. In their review of it, they said (remember, these are the words of the New York Post, not mine), "It makes you smell like every lasagna-loving, spaghetti-slurping mob-boss wannabe. At first whiff, you feel like you're sipping wine with Tony at the Bada Bing Club. But after awhile, you sense notes of cigar ash, and polyester jumpsuits with hints of stripper sweat and cannoli."
Here's my suggestion: drink wine, eat lasagna, smoke a cigar and hug a stripper. You'll save $64. You'll smell the same and have a lot more fun getting there.

Speaking of food and the holidays, The Baltimore Examiner reports that their local chef Aharon Denrich has invented a Thanksgiving Day dinner alternative for people who don't like turkey. Are you ready for this? It's andouille sausage wrapped in a seasoned pork tenderloin. The tenderloin is then wrapped in applewood smoked bacon. That whole thing is then wrapped with a bone-in pork loin and then finally, it's all wrapped in maple bacon. When in Baltimore, if you'd like to order this meal, it's called the "Whole Hog.

In Hollywood, it's known as the "Kirstie Alley"

Michael Moore ordered one stuffed inside a cow.

By the way, if you and your family will be having this for Thanksgiving this year. Before the meal, give thanks to God for the defibrillator.

Tomorrow morning, we'll play our movie quiz and give you a chance to win a free oil change, tire rotation and brake check from Bako's Automotive. Also, I'll tell you about the meeting earlier this week between Barack Obama and John McCain. Terrific, a senile hot-head and an unqualified socialist coming together to solve our problems. We're doomed. I'll also tell you about the prisoner in Germany who escaped from jail by Fed-EXing himself out. It's true. Unfortunately and ironically, they won't be able to deliver the box he sealed himself into to his home because HE is not there to sign for it.





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