Wednesday, October 22, 2008
War, Deodorant & a Dead Goldfish
OK, if you missed the answer to our Quote Quiz this morning, it was Martin Luther King Jr who said,
"Ordinarily, a person leaving a courtroom with a conviction behind him, would wear a somber face. But I left with a smile. I knew that I was a convicted criminal, but I was proud of my crime".
I hope you caught our report this morning on the future of war. Yeah, a glimpse into what a future war might look like. Well, it's always going to be around. Let's face it, whoever thinks someday they'll be no war, probably also believes in Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny and that O.J. didn't do it. The good news is that future wars, because of the weapons that will be used, may be conducted with minimum, bloodshed. In fact, almost no deaths. These war weapons of the future include laser rifles that will cause temporary blindness, ultrasound that will cause dizziness and sedative guns to make you groggy. So, those are the possibilities. Blindness, dizziness or grogginess. OR...you can just put on a Barry Manilow CD and pretty much produce all three.
Join me tomorrow morning. Our dumb criminal tomorrow is David Mlynick of Dania Beach. This dope found himself in jail on $50,000.00 bond for stealing a $4.00 can of deodorant. TAG Body Spray to be exact. It's supposed to attract women, but in his case, it attracted the police, who said that at the time of the arrest, Mlynick smelled "daisy fresh". Now he's in jail among the general population where he will discover the downside of smelling daisy fresh.
Also tomorrow, I'll tell you about Princess Nudelman of Chicago who recieved a voter registration form in the mail. The problem is Princess Nudelman is a dead goldfish. No, I'm not making this up.
Happy Birthday tomorrow to my boy, Dwight Yokum. He's 52.
For those of you keeping count: 7 days to the neuturing of Watson The Wonder Dog.
.....and this just in. ACORN has just registered another 2,000 voters...all under name Boxcar Willie.
posted by Denny # 6:29 PM 
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