Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Is That A Sausage In Your Diaper?
Today's trivia question: On the average, women do this twice as much as men (Hint: It's a bodily function).
Answer: Blink
Some poor planning on my part: This Friday evening is our Pet-O-Ween at Safford Dodge. We're inviting all of you to get creative, dress your pet up in the best costume you can come up with and come and join me for a special LIVE broadcast from 6 to 8 P.M. There'll be prizes! You can get your picture taken with your pet for a small donation, which goes to the Fredericksburg SPCA (We'll be posting some of those pictures right here on our web site), and as always, I'm sure we'll have a lot of fun. I know I've been telling you Watson the Wonder Dog would be there and he will. However, he might not be in a partying mood. I completely forgot that he's going in to get neutered the day before. Nevertheless, he will be there.
I've owned dogs all my life and have always had them all neutered. It's called Bob Barker Syndrome. I always wondered what the dog actually thinks about the whole thing. Think about it. He goes for a ride in the car, arrives in some bizarre-looking place. Some guy in a white jacket is there. Suddenly, for no apparent reason, the dog falls asleep. He wakes up in what probably seems to him to be only moments later and his chuckers are gone!!! And he's high as a kite. I'll tell you one thing, I bet I have a hard time getting Watson to go for a ride in the car after Thursday.
Happy Birthday today to Brad Paisley. He's 36 today. Charlie Daniels is 72 today.
For you John McCain supporters, don't despair. Eight years ago tomorrow (October 29,2000), Al Gore claimed George W. Bush was "dead in the water" in the presedential polls. Then again, Al Gore also claimed he invented the internet and inspired the novel and movie Love Story.
Speaking of movies, we'll do our quote quiz tomorrow. Tomorrow's quote will be a movie quote. You have 3 ways to win. Give me the name of the movie it comes from, or the character in the movie who said it, or the actor who portrayed the character. Get it right and you'll win a gift certificate for a free facial worth up to $100 from Allure MedSpa.
Good & Bad Economic News:
Good News.......Gas prices are now 23 cents per gallon cheaper than they were a year ago at this time. Bad News........Most people are using that gas to drive to and from the unemployment office.
Finally, in medical news, good news for smokers. Scientists say they have a vaccine for smokers that protests them from lung disease. Smokers could continue to smoke and not get sick. This is great news for people who like coughing, wheezing, choking, gagging and spitting.
Join me tomorrow and I'll tell you about the woman who was arrested when she was caught smuggling chorizo sausage from Hildalgo, Mexico into Texas in diapers. Yes, it's true and I'll tell you about it tomorrow.
Answer: Blink
Some poor planning on my part: This Friday evening is our Pet-O-Ween at Safford Dodge. We're inviting all of you to get creative, dress your pet up in the best costume you can come up with and come and join me for a special LIVE broadcast from 6 to 8 P.M. There'll be prizes! You can get your picture taken with your pet for a small donation, which goes to the Fredericksburg SPCA (We'll be posting some of those pictures right here on our web site), and as always, I'm sure we'll have a lot of fun. I know I've been telling you Watson the Wonder Dog would be there and he will. However, he might not be in a partying mood. I completely forgot that he's going in to get neutered the day before. Nevertheless, he will be there.
I've owned dogs all my life and have always had them all neutered. It's called Bob Barker Syndrome. I always wondered what the dog actually thinks about the whole thing. Think about it. He goes for a ride in the car, arrives in some bizarre-looking place. Some guy in a white jacket is there. Suddenly, for no apparent reason, the dog falls asleep. He wakes up in what probably seems to him to be only moments later and his chuckers are gone!!! And he's high as a kite. I'll tell you one thing, I bet I have a hard time getting Watson to go for a ride in the car after Thursday.
Happy Birthday today to Brad Paisley. He's 36 today. Charlie Daniels is 72 today.
For you John McCain supporters, don't despair. Eight years ago tomorrow (October 29,2000), Al Gore claimed George W. Bush was "dead in the water" in the presedential polls. Then again, Al Gore also claimed he invented the internet and inspired the novel and movie Love Story.
Speaking of movies, we'll do our quote quiz tomorrow. Tomorrow's quote will be a movie quote. You have 3 ways to win. Give me the name of the movie it comes from, or the character in the movie who said it, or the actor who portrayed the character. Get it right and you'll win a gift certificate for a free facial worth up to $100 from Allure MedSpa.
Good & Bad Economic News:
Good News.......Gas prices are now 23 cents per gallon cheaper than they were a year ago at this time. Bad News........Most people are using that gas to drive to and from the unemployment office.
Finally, in medical news, good news for smokers. Scientists say they have a vaccine for smokers that protests them from lung disease. Smokers could continue to smoke and not get sick. This is great news for people who like coughing, wheezing, choking, gagging and spitting.
Join me tomorrow and I'll tell you about the woman who was arrested when she was caught smuggling chorizo sausage from Hildalgo, Mexico into Texas in diapers. Yes, it's true and I'll tell you about it tomorrow.
posted by Denny # 5:54 PM 
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