First of all, if you missed the answer to today's Quote Quiz, it was the man who spends much of his time wasted in Margaritaville, Jimmy Buffet, who said, "Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care".Another Quote Quiz coming up on tomorrow morning's show with another chance to win a $25.00 gift certificate for Miller Farms Market.Some other things we talked about this morning: The guy who shot himself in the foot practicing a quick draw with a loaded handgun. This happend in Barre, Vermont. Why is this guy practicing a quick draw? What is this? The Old West?? Sounds like this guy suffers from Barney Fife Syndrome.Fitness expert Richard Simmons says he's writing a book about his life. Simmons is 60 and never married. I'm beginning to worry he'll never find the right woman to settle down with.Coming up on tomorrow morning's show:If you're a McCain supporter, hang in there. He's doing very well in the Jelly bean poll. Yes, there is such a poll. Currently, McCain is 10 points ahead and this poll has never been wrong in prediciting the winner of a presidential election. I'll tell you about it on tomorrow's show. Also, our dumb criminal award tomorrow goes to the 32-year old man in Manatee County, Florida who tried to steal several bags of frozen shrimp from a supermarket by stuffing them in his pants. Yeah, I know....there's a joke in there somewhere about the guy having a shrimp in his pants, but moving on............................I'll give you the details tomorrow.
Don't forget to start making your plans to join us on Halloween night at Safford Dodge for our Pet-A-Ween. We're inviting you to put your pet in it's best Halloween costume and come on out. I'll be out there broadcasting live from 6 to 8 P.M. We'll have prizes, a professional photographer will be there to take pictures of you and your pet (we'll be posting some of those pictures on our web site) and all in all, a lot of fun so makes plans to be there. By the way, a special guest appearance by Watson The Wonder Dog!!!!!!! Orginally, he was going to go dressed as a police dog, but I'm working a new idea. My wife, Rae and I are going to put him in a pair of jeans and purposely have them riding kind of low so his butt-crack shows. Then we're going to give him a plunger and have him go as Joe The Plumber.
Talk to you tomorrrow. By the way, this just in: Acorn has just registered another 4,000 voters.....all under the name Hanna Montana