Friday, October 24, 2008
Butt-Sniffing Dogs, Mayberry Gone Wild & Cindy McCain's House
Congratulations to our Dumb Criminal Award winner for today. She's 18-year old Lindsey Evans, Miss Teen Louisiana. What a dope!! With only a few days to go until her reign as Miss Teen Louisiana would have been over, she, along with 3 friends, decided to skip out on a $46 check at a restaurant. The BIG mistake is she left her purse behind. In her purse: her driver's license and 2 grams of marijuana. She was booked on theft, drug and drug paraphernalia charges. In addition, the pageant sponsor ordered her to hand over the sash and crown to the runner-up. A pageant spokesperson said Evans will not have to return the cash and prizes she won as Miss Teen Louisiana, adding, "She did a great job this year". A GREAT JOB!!??????? Oh, yeah......except for that theft and drug bust thing.......but other than that, she was stellar.Hope you enjoyed the big Friday morning broadcast.
Happy Birthday today to former Rolling Stones bassist Bill Wyman. He's 72. The Rolling Stones, of course, the OLDEST rock group in the universe. They've reached a point where they might want to think about changing their name from The Rolling Stones to The Kidney Stones.
Some things you might have missed today:
The answer to our Quote Quiz was Alan Alda, who said, "It's too bad I'm not as wonderful as people say I am, because the world could use a few people like that".
Yes, they ARE training dogs at Cambridge University's Department of Clinical Veterinary Medicine to detect prostate cancer in men. Dr, Barbara Somerville says, "If there is a consistent change in odor, the dogs will be able to detect it. Our research shows that dogs have such an acute sense of smell, they're very reliable when it comes to checking men's prostates".
I think I'll pass on this, thank you. I don't even like when the doctor does it!!! Let alone some pitbull sticking his head up there!!!
I read the whole report from the university. It didn't mention whether the dogs wear like a rubber glove over their head or not. Wouldn't you think they kind of have to for sanitation purposes?!
Cindy McCain's childhood home will be auctioned next week. The mansion has 13 bedrooms and 12 bathrooms. That might seem like a lot of bathrooms, but remember, her family was in the beer business. When you're in the beer business, you need a lot of bathrooms. I know I do when I DRINK beer. I'd probably be better off drinking it IN the bathroom. Better yet, I can save a lot of time by just pouring it directly into the toilet. Cut out the middleman.
Finally, I don't know what's happened in Mayberry. The Andy Griffith Show is one of my all-time favorite TV shows. In fact, I still watch it EVERY night on TV Land. That's the truth. The popularity of the show and the reason it continues to do well in the ratings in reruns after all these years, is because it brings us back to a more innocent time in this country, before the insanity began. Now, Ron Howard (Opie) has produced a video featuring himself and Andy Griffith (who is now about 150 years old) as Sheriff Taylor, endorsing Borat (Barack) Obama, an over-the-top liberal, for president. It doesn't surprise me that Howard would do this, but Andy Griffith??? The only think I can come up with is that he is now so senile, he doesn't know where's he's at or what he's doing. Check out the video on FunnyOrDie.com. Then join me Monday morning and we'll talk about it.
Have a great weekend.
Watson The Wonder Dog gets neutered in 5 days.
...and this just: ACORN has just registered another 4,000 voters...all under the name Pee Wee Herman.
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